Craig Headcanon: Coming Out
I think I eventually wanna write this in fic form but for now have some more headcanon because I am thinking about the Tuckers a whole lot today.
So Craig is pretty much gay, but he’d be a little closeted about it because he’d be afraid of his parents finding out.
Ruby of course knows, because she’s perceptive, and also snoops so eventually he’d just be like “OKAY FINE I AM GAY NOW LEAVE ME ALONE … BUT DON’T TELL MOM AND DAD OH GOD.”
And Ruby would just be like “;\ Wtf they love you like they’re gonna care if you’re gay, mom’s brother is gay.”
Craig’s just like “Yeah but THAT’S TOTALLY DIFFERENT OK.”
And because Ruby’s a dick she tries to hint at it at the dinner table sometimes. Their parents are thankfully pretty oblivious but Craig still wants to kill her.
Eventually she’s like “THEY GOTTA KNOW SOMETIME, MOM’S GONNA BE UPSET IF YOU KEEP IT FROM HER FOREVER.”
And Craig’s like “BUT NO THEY’LL DISOWN ME SOB SOB”
And Ruby’s like “:\ seriously wtf.”
So then Ruby goes to Mom & Dad and is like “MOM, DAD, you wouldn’t care if I was gay right?”
And they’re like “UHM LOL WHAT?”
And she’s like “Yeah cause I might be gay, but I know you’ll still love me no matter what.”
And they’re like “UH THIS IS SUDDEN BUT YES WE WILL LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT WE DON’T CARE.”
And then Craig is like. “Oh. Okay.”
And he comes out to them. And their parents are like “Wait what?”
And Ruby’s just like “LOL NAW JUST KIDDING. I’m not gay. But yeah Craig’s totally a homo.”
And Mom & Dad are just really confused. But they still love their kids and don’t care if they’re gay or whatever the hell just happened.